Ode to Z-Bo

After Z-Bo's 22/17 performance last night I found myself inspired. Inspired to do what, one might ask? Well, I was inspired to write a poem about Zach Randolph. I'd like to share it with you Knicks Lovers. It is called, "Ode to Z-Bo":

Your name is Zach Randolph and you wear number 50.

You’re a gangster in my eyes cause you’re straight thrifty.

You punched Ruben Patterson in the face.

Then you got pulled over for your cars being in a race.

In 2006, you sexually assaulted a stripper.

Your face would make a great bumper sticker.

But now that you’re a Knick, we hope you don’t blow.

We’d like you to glow, an ode to Z-Bo.

-peace