Friday, October 26, 2007

Lets finally shake off this can't get a W over the nets nonesense this season

So tonight will mark my first appearence of the season at the world's most acclaimed and famed. Between my mini-plan and my good friend patrick the long gringo grande hot P's and butter hederman, I went to 30 out of 41 bockers match-ups last year. There was plenty of excitement at the garden during that stretch between december and february when they were playing what we could call good, B range basketball. I think they will improve on that this year, I really do. Ok where do i start, first with the nets. Gosh dang it, the fuckin nets. Ok. Let me say, growing up in the concrete jungle of cement as a die hard yankees and knickerbockers fan, I never HATED the mets. (jerms, little love for you here). They were in a whole different League, they Never played the bombers except for spring training, it was just like ok, irrelevant loveable loosers out in a purple stadium in Q boro with a silly apple ( i like the apple.) You guys never started to piss me off until interleague play started. The Nets on the other hand, have always been just abhorrent to me. It's not just the title of "new jersey" i mean yeah that sucks. They played in our very own division. In the early 90's, with the bockers contending for the title, we had to hear all this bullshit about the up and coming nets, the more exciting, younger, team of the future. I mean, was that not a huge pile of HORSE SHIT. Kenny Anderson, Derrick Coleman, Petrovich. Let me say, we miss Drazen petrovich in the brotherhood of hoops. Let me also say, I hated Derrick Coleman. Fuck him. What a punk and a chump. And you know what, PJ Brown was on those teams, and he was a punk even before he went to the heat and made the dirtiest play ever. I was happy when john starks broke Kenny Anderson's wrist on a dirty foul, and chuck daily was all pissed off. Yeah chuck Daily, eat a dick. And i was even more happy when the knicks pulverized the nets in that round 1 playoff in 94. Oak's 25 point, 24 rebound performance in game 2 was legendary.
Let's briefly mention how the nets are one of the saddest organizations in pro sports. In their glory days of the early 2000's with Kidd leading the way, they couldnt sell out the Meadowlands for the finals against the lakers. That's how much of a shit ppl give about the Nets. Let's also mention how myself, usually a calm and collected demeanor i would like to think, was really close to putting my fist through a stupid 18 year old punk ass bitch nets fan's nose at the garden last year after that 1 point loss. I hope I see him tonight.
So let's get this stupid monkey of not being able to beat the nets in god knows how long off our backs this season.
EDDY CURRY, PLEASE STAND UP. Please drop a few lb's like for real, and please be the dominant force that you potentially can be. Me and Gringo alto tall hownky were discussing the other night how we feel he probably holds the key to the knicks playoff door. Obviously, Zach randolph is a true baller, and this is extremely exciting. He's going to ball every night. period. But if the knicks are going to be in any way shape or form legitimate, its because they will have an unstoppable from court tandem... Eddy has had a pour pre season campaign. Lets hope it means nothing. Lets hope he can reduce the TO's. Really thats number 1. No finishing in the top five in the league in TO's AGAIN. Number 2, play a little better defense off the block with some quicker feet. That would warm my heart so much. Thirdly, a few more boards and you are looking at a true all star. Ok i just blogged the shit out of this blog. I would never read a blog this long, i dont expect anyone else to.

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Found my collection of old basketball cards yesterday, thought I would share some shots from the most honerable knicks teams of the 90s.

Gotta pay respect to the man in the middle....

Gotta pay respect to the man in the middle....
We miss you big man.

This is Petra, and she's really fly.

This is Petra, and she's really fly.
Supposedly this is the dancer Isiah / MSG paid to flirt with Referees. Who knows if this is true (it came out after this whole harassment case, and right now any money hungry female garden employee is planning a case against MSG...but i wouldn't doubt it.). Good job Isiah.
Stephon Marbury recently opened up a custom car company, called Star-Motoring, featuring a Phantolade. Actually looks kinda dope.

This guy is supposed to lead the Knicks to a NBA title?